No Deposit Car Insurance and the Fancy Hat

I bought a new hat the other day and couldn’t wait to drive around town and show it off. I knew the chicks would dig it and felt confident I would be treated like a rock star. The only thing is, I didn’t have any car insurance and therefore I couldn’t drive. I fixed that situation quickly with a phone call to my insurance agent. He issued me a policy of no deposit car insurance right over the phone, allowing me the freedom that comes with the open road. I thanked my agent profusely and went to grab my hat.

When I pulled into town in my convertible, I noticed many people already eyeing my new hat. I think the large ostrich feather coming out of the side really attracted their attention. I liked the way the pink hat-band matches the color of my car. The hat itself is bright yellow and the brim is huge. When I sit in the driver’s seat, the hat actually extends over to the passenger area on one side and out the driver’s window on the other. When driving, the large brim actually flaps up and down like a flying bird’s wings. I think women find this very attractive and I noticed a few of them swoon as I drove past.

I parked my car in front of the woman’s college near the edge of town. By leaning against the door and adjusting my hat just right, I was sure the chicks would line up for a chance to meet me. They didn’t quite line up, but they did giggle and smiled as they walked past. It was very loud giggling, bordering on out-right laughter. One young female said she liked my pink car and hat as she walked by. I thanked her and asked her if she wanted to go for a ride to the sea-shore. She just loudly giggled and hurried her pace. I imagine she was late for a class or something.

Finally, three beauties came up and asked if they could have a ride to the store. I told them to get in the car and I would give them a ride anywhere they wanted. All three girls climbed into the backseat and when I suggested one of them should get in the front seat next to me, they just laughed. I was glad they were so happy to go for a ride with me and my hat. I drove slowly, so the ride would take as long as possible. I figured the girl’s were quietly fighting with each other to see who would be my date. My brim was flapping like a seagull as we idled toward the market.

I needed to woo them, so I told them I had no deposit car insurance. As soon as I mentioned my no deposit car insurance, the prettiest one hopped into the seat next to me. She had just received her renewal notice from her car insurer and she told me she would do anything if I would tell her where to get some from herself! So now I know the secret of success with women - yellow hats and no deposit car insurance.

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